Real Life Counterparts

A catalogue of 'furryized' information to avoid copyright

Products

Name	Real Life Counterpart	Notes
Andrill	Android	Pun on "mandrill"
Behemoth Energy	Monster Energy
Bleats by Dr. Bray	Beats by Dr. Dre
Budweasel	Budweiser
Cheval No. 5	Chanel No. 5
Hyenaken	Heineken	Beer for people who have lost all their taste buds
Infuriade	Gatorade
Meaties	Wheaties	Breakfast cereal for carnivores
Meow Drops	Mio
oPad	iPad
oPhone	iPhone
oPod	iPod
Pawtene Fur Conditioner	Pantene
Preen Shampoo	Prell Shampoo
Pupsi	Pepsi
Wrenheiser	Sennheiser	Audio company

Celebrities and Music

Name	Real Life Counterpart	Gender	Species	Notes
Alice in Chirrs	Alice in Chains
Anne Bearell	Anne Burrell	Female	Ursine
Justin Beaver	Justin Bieber	Male	Beaver
Bleatwood Buck	Fleetwood Mac		Goat
David Boweasel	David Bowie	Male	Weasel	1/11/16 RIP StarWeasel
The Caracaldashians	The Kardashians		Caracal
Leopard Cohen	Leonard Cohen	Male	Leopard
Crazy Jester Crew/Insane Clown Possums	Insane Clown Posse
Russell Crow	Russell Crowe	Male	Crow
Daft Skunk	Daft Punk
London Doubletree	Paris Hilton	Female
Wolfgang Duck	Wolfgang Puck	Male	Goose
Guy Fierretriever	Guy Fieri	Male	Golden Retriever
Fleezer	Weezer
Billy Foal	Billy Joel	Male	Palomino
Froghat	Foghat
Donahue Frump	Donald Trump	Male	Mole	Owner of the Albany Alphas
Fuse	Muse
Girvana	Nirvana
Great Big Seal	Great Big Sea
Christopher Hawken	Christopher Walken	Male	Hawk
Hedgehog Shrub	Porcupine Tree
Henn and Sheller	Penn and Teller	Male and Male	Chicken and Turtle
Harry Houndini	Harry Houdini	Male	Vizsla
Billie Howliday	Billie Holiday	Female	Brown Labrador
Jay-Zebra	Jay-Z	Male	Zebra
Elkin John	Elton John	Male	Elk
Ke$har-pei	Ke$ha	Female	Shar-pei
Carole Kingfisher	Carole King	Female	Belted Kingfisher
Lady BaaBaa	Lady Gaga	Female	Sheep
Adam Lamb	Adam Lambert	Male	Sheep
Dick Lark	Dick Clark	Male	Lark
Dolphin Lundgren	Dolph Lundgren	Male	Orca
Freddie Mercurat	Freddie Mercury	Male	Rat
No Ducks	No Doubt
Amanda Palmeerkat	Amanda Palmer	Female	Meerkat
Serendipity's Garden	Destiny's Child		Bee
William Shorthair	William Shatner	Male	Cat
Richard Simians	Richard Simmons	Male
Soundpasture	Soundgarden
Charlie Spaniels	Charlie Daniels	Male	Cocker Spaniel
Bruce Springsteed	Bruce Springsteen	Male	Clydesdale
Swan Stefani	Gwen Stefani	Female	Swan
Rod-ent Stewart	Rod Stewart	Male	Rat
Taylor Swiftfox	Taylor Swift	Female	Swift Fox
Alex Trhebok	Alex Trebek	Male	Rhebok
Pat Servjak	Pat Sajak	Male	Serval
Savanna White	Vanna White	Female	Gazelle
Muttley Crüe	Motley Crüe	Males	Canids
Impala Rickman	Alan Rickman	Male	Impala	1/14/16 RIP
Judas Sphynx	Judas Priest
Snoop Woof	Snoop Dogg	Male	Grey Wolf
Wiz Koala	Wiz Khalifa	Male	Koala
Bruno Markhor	Bruno Mars	Male	Markhor
The Cruel Seagull	The Cruel Sea
River Otter Band	Little River Band
Pride Blood	Royal Blood		Lion
Fugeels	Fugees		Eel
FURXS	INXS
K. Diddy	P. Diddy	Male	Chimp
Skylar Grey-Wolf	Skylar Grey	Female	Grey Wolf
David Fynch	David Lynch	Male	Finch
Marlobo Brando	Marlon Brando	Male	Wolf

Media and Websites

Name	Real Life Counterpart	Notes
EweTube	YouTube
Fleacher Report	Bleacher Report
FMZ	TMZ	Largely considered sensationalism and trash reporting
FSPN or F-SPIN	ESPN	Stands for Furry Sports (International) Network
FurFlix	NetFlix
The Last Of Furs	The Last Of Us
RDSA	RDS	Réseau des sports animal (TFSN affiliate)
Resident Weevil	Resident Evil
Sky	Skype
Snoutbook	Facebook
Swine	Vine	Posts of six-second video clips
TFSN	TSN	Stands for The Furry Sports Network (Canada's FSPN)
Tweeter	Twitter	Used interchangeably in practice
Warriors of the Depths (WotD)	Defenders of the Ancients (DotA)	It's super cereal.
World of Furcraft	World of Warcraft

Companies

Name	Real Life Counterpart	Notes
Calico Industries	Coleco
Cuga	Puma	Athletic apparel company
Furriott / Marriotter	Marriott
Lops	Topps	Trading cards
Nontetsu	Nintendo
OMEN Technologies	Apple or Microsoft	OmenTech Industries
Padz	Nike	Athletic footwear and footcare
Platyplastics		Specializes in niche products for uncommon species
Snowfall Entertainment	Blizzard Entertainment	Video Game Company
Stocker Industries	Brother Industries	Electronics
Upper Duck	Upper Deck	Trading cards

Shopping

Name	Real Life Counterpart	Notes
Abercrombie and Finch	Abercrombie and Fitch
Den Depot	Home Depot
Pawmark	Hallmark
Steerbucks	Starbucks
WallahMart	WalMart

Dining

Name	Real Life Counterpart	Location	Notes
Badger King	Burger King	Nationwide	Fast food
The Black Oak Pub		Baltimore, MD	Pub & brewery owned by Eldred Darragh's family
Gus' Gas and Grub		Wichita, KS	Truck stop and diner
Herdee's	Hardee's	Nationwide	Fast food
High Noon Diner	Little Pigs BBQ	Williamsburg, VA	Local diner
The Homely Hound	Coyote Ugly Saloon	Nationwide	Chain of bars
Manny's Sports Bar and Grill		Williamsburg, VA	Local restaurant, doubles as unofficial Minutemen museum
The Oily Bastards		Nashville, TN	Opened by Paul Teronura and Barry Carpenter post-retirement
Ol' Smokey's BBQ Hut		Nationwide	National chain of BBQ fast food owned by Macon Waldrop
The Salt Lick	The Salt Lick	Austin, TX	Exists in real life
Schuck's	Black's	Lockhart, TX	Eli Schuck's family barbecue business, since 1932.
Shrimp Bucket		Florida	Local chain owned by Lily Rose's family
Waffle Grouse	Waffle House	Southern/East Coast Chain	Diner fare

Miscellaneous

Name	Real Life Counterpart	Notes
Fressen	Essen	German city; it's funny in German, trust me
Habitat for Herbivores	Habitat for Humanity
Karmic Kreations		Tattoo parlor in Montreal, QC. Julian Cross-Kiraly's past workplace
Sups for Pups		Charity providing meals to disadvantaged and at-risk youth
YKCA	YMCA	Youth Health organization and community centers