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Latest revision as of 19:52, 2 October 2025
| No. 12 – Baltimore Spirits | |
|---|---|
| Position | Center |
| Species | Giant prickly stick insect ( Phasmatidae ) |
| Gender | Feminine |
| Nickname(s) | |
| Miser | |
| Personal information | |
| Born |
February 29, 2000 Philadelphia, PA |
| Listed height | 7 ft 5 in (2.26 m) |
| Listed weight | 200 lb (91 kg) |
| Shoots | Left-handed |
| Career information | |
| School | N/A |
| FBA draft | 2023 / Round: 2 / Pick: 35th overall |
| Selected by the Queens Pride | |
| Pro playing career | 2023–present |
| Career history | |
| 2023 - 2025 | Queens Pride |
| 2025-present | Baltimore Spirits |
| Contract information | |
| Contract year | 2025 |
| 2026 Salary | $5 million |
| Player Contacts | |
| (IC) Agent | IllaRouge |
| (OOC) Creator | IllaRouge |
| (OOC) Actor | Unknown |
| (OOC) Usage | Ask me before any use |
Biography
Fazma has never officially been a part of a basketball team, but she’s spent much of her life on the court. From an early age, she’s been obsessed with getting the most out of her name: namely, making money wherever and whenever possible. She will take advantage of ignorance in pursuit of her own goals. Always having been lanky and tall, her lax appearance and body language have always lead those to assume that she lacked athletic talent. In her teenage years, she sought to use this to her advantage, so she spent night after night on the court alone, learning to hone her basketball skills, all with the intention of cheating folks out of pick-up games for money.
This proved profitable as she grew older, so into her late teens and early twenties, and each appearance on the court gave her more and more experience to travel to various suburbs and local cities (in New York and New Jersey) to hustle folks out of their money, even occasionally showing up to slot herself into teams for streetball tournaments at the last second. No matter where the grift was, by the next day, she would disappear to somewhere else before anyone was any the wiser.
But this wouldn’t last forever. As a number of clips of her had gone viral over the years, she was eventually scouted for her talents at one of these tournaments. Once she’d pocketed her share of the prize money, she was approached by an agent to possibly enter for the FBA draft. A complete unknown except in local basketball circles (and even then, she often goes by fake names), she nevertheless has talent, because you can’t do the scam if you don’t got the skills. Fazma seeks now to undertake her greatest grift yet: professional basketball. Think of the endorsements, the merchandise, selling her own things off of the back of someone else’s truck. Profit.