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James Caliber

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'''Bold text'''==Biography==

James caliber was born in Plymouth,MN a nice small neighborhood. Since his birth he’s had a good life, that’s what other players mock him for, most players have a crisis in their background, something bad happened to them, driving their mindset to where they are now. Caliber has a different thought on things like this. He’s always thought that the only thing that drives mindsets is how hard they push themselves, how far they’re willing to go to become a legend.

James Caliber's first love in sports was football, where he played Quarterback all the way through his Freshman year of High School. By then he had hit his growth spurt, adding twelve inches to his height by Sophomore year. As he grew however, his father pushed him to try out for the basketball team. James had spent much of his time playing football as the backup Quarterback, usually only brought onto the field for trick plays due to his mobility, and his prospects in High School for starting were bleak at best. Though that truly was not the only reason his father pushed him towards basketball, for his dad had played Power Forward in collage for Oregon and wished for his son to follow in his footsteps. James eventually caved to his father's pressure, giving up football and started playing basketball, lucky for him his High School team was pretty bad to say the least, and he easily made the team with his athletic abilities. Though his High School career he trained and trained, set on becoming a Great no matter how much less experience he had, started turning heads as he developed into an athletic 3-Point specialist, eventually, and luckily, being offered a full ride to Oregon State.

But it was cut short his Freshman year. In his third day of preseason training, he suffered a tear in his groin and was forced to redshirt his freshman year due to the injury. When he came back he still couldn't play for three months as the injury continued to linger and nag him. Finally, he was healthy enough to return to the court wherein the first game he started as their Shooting Guard, scoring 25 points while shooting efficiently with a 55% field goal percentage, and caring his team to victory. But his on the court success did not translate to school, as his Sophomore year came to a close it became evident he would fail multiple classes and got declared academically ineligible, essentially kicking him off the team for his Junior year. By the time he had raised his grades to a point that kept him barely eligible it was already his Senior year. It started off well, continuing where he left off leading his team in scoring from the field and proving deadly beyond the arc. However; just as things started to look up he yet again he found himself unable to keep his grades up. With the first semester ending, he faced inevitable academic ineligibility for the second time. Thanks to his Redshirt status his Freshman year he did have the opportunity to return the following season, but rather than face the same cycle of grades getting in his way he quit the team, instead of devoting the rest of his time focusing on preparing for the upcoming draft. Unfortunately, due to his limited playing time in college due to injury and grades, he ultimately would have gone undrafted had he declared for the 2018 FBA Draft. Instead, he chose to use the new avenue of heading into the D-League in order to prove himself before the 2019 FBA Draft.

Throughout his d-league career James showed his talent, with an on going rivalry against other player Xavier cross, he drive himself to the brink barley making it on the “on the cusp” for top 24 draftees, Later on He finally made a decision to enter the 2019 to show who he is, and what legend he is to become.

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2016-06-18T05:22:29Z

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This is Almira Stanton with your FBA News Live Look-In from the Predators Playground in Billings, Montana: The first quarter is done and so far the Howlers are enjoying the friendly confines, getting contributions from several players. The biggest factor, though, was Kresta Renstill, putting in three baskets pointers including this incredible isolation play. Inoue drives and passes back to Renstill who's just inside the line but wide open as she nails the jumper. On the Summit's end, they were unfortunate with a few missed chances which set them behind early, but the Firefox train keeps chugging along as Jake Turner just muscles his way past Sterling Bengtzing for the big small jam. When you're seven-foot-everything, small jams look big. He led Seattle with eight points to keep them within striking distance: 31-25 at the end of one. Back to you in the studio.

Hello, again! I'm Almira Stanton with your FBA News Halftime report. Rinse and repeat would be an apt way to describe the quarter as the Howlers continued to get some lucky bounces and the Summit some unfortunate breaks which allowed Montana to keep the pressure on. Jeri Naranjo loses the handle and Lemond Conkale passes out to Renstill wiiiiiiiiiiiide open in the corner and she drains the open trey. Amazing anticipation on her part. As for the Summit, they couldn't stop their temp jobs as bricklayers for a few minutes, but Kinny DeMarcus sank a nice three, slithering into the corner almost under Hiroyuki Matsuura's legs. Right through the five hole. -giggle- And of course, Turner with the very nice hookshot from just inside the free throw line late in the quarter. He leads Seattle with 17 points and 6 boards and Renstill has 14 points for Montana. Matsuura also with two blocks in the quarter to help spur Montana to that 12-point lead at the break. We'll see what the second half has in store for us shortly but for now, back to you in the studio.

Hope you're enjoying the game, everyone. Almira Stanton, FBA News, let's recap the third quarter. The Summit came out of the locker room firing and quickly closed the gap thanks to what's becoming the Jeri and Jake Show. Naranjo sunk a nice basket from just inside the three-point line early on while Firefox decided this was a good time to establish his inside game more, getting inside for three straight Summit baskets via dunks. However, Montana was able to relatively keep pace thanks to the team play that had entirely defined the first half. Conkale nailed a couple of baskets and even got this crazy swat out of Jamie Velasquez's hand just as she released the shot. PERFECT timing. Regulus Lowenthal also was left ALL alone at the top of the key and he sank the three like he knew how to do it all along. Montana maintains their lead going into the fourth quarter. Will Seattle close the gap or will Montana continue to put their stamp on this game? Back to you guys.

Annnnnd that's a wrap, folks. The Summitt put on the gas in the fourth quarter, but the Howlers always seemed to be just one step ahead of the visitors. Seattle of course leaned heavily on Turner who finished with 36 points on 16-30 shooting. It was he and Naranjo who helped keep the Summit close, even getting within one at a point. But just after that basket, Renstill, who was magnificent throughout, nailed the dagger from the top of the key with 1.6 seconds left. On the injury side, Ryan Ottley unfortunately aggravated his previous foot injury while Vincent Maraundi must have a stinging hand after a hard block from DQ. Ottley's status for Game 4 is day-to-day while Maraundi is questionable. With the win, the Howlers hope to have momentum for Game 4 while the Summit look to get back on track. For FBA News, I'm Almira Stanton, and have a good evening. Back to you in the studio.




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2016 FBA Season/16.06.11/PIT@ALB/Capsule

2016-06-18T05:21:07Z

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Good Afternoon FBA fans all over! We’re here live in the Frump Coliseum in Albany for Game 3 of the eastern conference finals. The Keystones have been able to take a good lead in the series as they took a 2-0 lead after beating the Alphas convincingly in their home crowd. However, Rodger Umaechi and company are looking to make it even as they play in their home crowd, but can they do it without René Lacoste and Viran Kivar or will Pittsburgh dig the Alphas’ hole deeper? We’ll find out now!!!

The start of the game was very close from the tip off. With both teams having a solid start offensively. Shirley Takamoto started off hot with 3/4 shooting finishing the quarter with 7 points, including a solid 3 in the closing minutes of the quarter. However, Wayne Kirkpatrick struggled early on against the very much bigger Timur Tomlin as he was block heavily in an attempt to drive against the Mammoth. Umaechi also started off hot with perfect shooting in the first with 6 points as the Alphas lead by 1.

The game starts leaning towards the home team in the second quarter as the Alphas kept going strong with relying on their starting rotation more. Apiatan Redmane starts to pick up offensively as both he and Umaechi leads the Alphas to a 13-2 run. Even though the Keystones became cold throughout the quarter, Pittsburgh’s rising star Terrence Tolliver was able to keep the deficit within single digits. However, with both Redmane and Umaechi finishing with 12 points each and Tomlin grabbing majority of the boards for the Alphas, it’s clear that Albany is in control at the end of the first half.

The Keystones begins the second half of the game on a mission. After Takamoto became cold in the second quarter, the jaguar became hot once again as she lead a 12-3 run with 8 points, tying the game up. However, they were not able to take the lead due to the Alphas keeping furs fresh as they begin to rotate throughout the quarter. As we head into the fourth, the Alphas lead by two with Umaechi scoring 17.

The fourth quarter had nothing more than exciting pound for pound basketball. The Alphas tried their best to keep ahead of the Stones, but Pittsburgh kept up the pace throughout the beginning minutes. Takamoto was even able to take the lead for the first time in the game with a fast break three after a stunning block by Sonja Tinker. However, it didn’t take long for the Alphas to answer back as Umaechi tied the game back up with an alley-oop slam with the assist from Kelvin Hailey. At the closing minutes of the game, the number 1 pick proved why he was that yet again after making a clutch fadeaway jumper against long time veteran Randy Catcher to give Albany a 4 point lead with 1:30 left in the game. The Keystones did the hardest to get an opening the next possession, but the Alphas’ defense proved too strong as Hailey was also able to intercept a pass that was meant for Takamoto and feed it to Redmane for the daggering layup to lead by 6. Even with the three from Tolliver to cut the eventual losing margin, The Alphas were able to make this a series by taking game 3 with Timur Tomlin getting Player of the Game with 18 points, 13 boards (4 offensively), and 4 blocks.




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2016 FBA Season/16.06.09/ALB@PIT/Capsule

2016-06-18T05:20:27Z

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2016 FBA Season/16.06.09/ALB@PIT/Capsule

2016-06-18T05:17:55Z

Good Afternoon FBA fans all over! We’re here live in the Frump Coliseum in Albany for Game 3 of the eastern conference finals. The Keystones have been able to take a good lead in the series as they took a 2-0 lead after beating the Alphas convincingly in their home crowd. However, Rodger Umaechi and company are looking to make it even as they play in their home crowd, but can they do it without René Lacoste and Viran Kivar or will Pittsburgh dig the Alphas’ hole deeper? We’ll find out now!!!

The start of the game was very close from the tip off. With both teams having a solid start offensively. Shirley Takamoto started off hot with 3/4 shooting finishing the quarter with 7 points, including a solid 3 in the closing minutes of the quarter. However, Wayne Kirkpatrick struggled early on against the very much bigger Timur Tomlin as he was block heavily in an attempt to drive against the Mammoth. Umaechi also started off hot with perfect shooting in the first with 6 points as the Alphas lead by 1.

The game starts leaning towards the home team in the second quarter as the Alphas kept going strong with relying on their starting rotation more. Apiatan Redmane starts to pick up offensively as both he and Umaechi leads the Alphas to a 13-2 run. Even though the Keystones became cold throughout the quarter, Pittsburgh’s rising star Terrence Tolliver was able to keep the deficit within single digits. However, with both Redmane and Umaechi finishing with 12 points each and Tomlin grabbing majority of the boards for the Alphas, it’s clear that Albany is in control at the end of the first half.

The Keystones begins the second half of the game on a mission. After Takamoto became cold in the second quarter, the jaguar became hot once again as she lead a 12-3 run with 8 points, tying the game up. However, they were not able to take the lead due to the Alphas keeping furs fresh as they begin to rotate throughout the quarter. As we head into the fourth, the Alphas lead by two with Umaechi scoring 17.

The fourth quarter had nothing more than exciting pound for pound basketball. The Alphas tried their best to keep ahead of the Stones, but Pittsburgh kept up the pace throughout the beginning minutes. Takamoto was even able to take the lead for the first time in the game with a fast break three after a stunning block by Sonja Tinker. However, it didn’t take long for the Alphas to answer back as Umaechi tied the game back up with an alley-oop slam with the assist from Kelvin Hailey. At the closing minutes of the game, the number 1 pick proved why he was that yet again after making a clutch fadeaway jumper against long time veteran Randy Catcher to give Albany a 4 point lead with 1:30 left in the game. The Keystones did the hardest to get an opening the next possession, but the Alphas’ defense proved too strong as Hailey was also able to intercept a pass that was meant for Takamoto and feed it to Redmane for the daggering layup to lead by 6. Even with the three from Tolliver to cut the eventual losing margin, The Alphas were able to make this a series by taking game 3 with Timur Tomlin getting Player of the Game with 18 points, 13 boards (4 offensively), and 4 blocks.




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2016 FBA Season/16.06.09/MON@SEA/Capsule

2016-06-18T05:17:14Z

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How's it going, eh? Mitch Dunn reporting from GAME ONE of the Western Conference between the Seattle Summit and Montana Howlers. Two different teams with their own unique attributes. We will see how the two will fare in this heated tilt live from Seattle. First Quarter: It seems that Seattle is reserved and is feeling their opponents out, which is curious, because the two have played each other well over a month ago during the regular season. But it is a familiar pattern for both teams as Montana strikes first on the scoreboard, while Seattle contently studies their opponents. From what I'm feeling, this might become a hot tilt later on.

Second Quarter: Montana's head coach O'Neill sent out his bench to start off the second, giving Seattle a chance to capitalize. Early efforts showed promise, but the Montana defense has become a force to be reckoned with, as Matsuura collected 6 rebounds in total after the first half and gained a MASSIVE block on fellow avian Evan Marshall at the 8-minute mark, sending the Summit fans into a collective gasp. While Turner was able to double his scoring account at 12, Kresta lets a few of her shots hit nothing but net to improve her standings to 11. Seattle continued to press throughout the quarter, but Montana managed to answer them so far. Montana can be satisfied with maintaining their lead into the second half.

Third Quarter: The two teams come out of the break very aggressive, as fouls were exchanged between them. Even Sterling Bengtzing had a heated moment where he got into his opponent's face, only to be held back by his point guard. This game showed its ugly side in this quarter as no team wanted to give the other any space. Niko McNamara lets out a buzzer-beating longball to end the period to cut the double-digit lead and the fans spiked the decibel rating for a least a few seconds as the teams went back to their benches. Montana will start the final frame up by eight. Turner has 17 points and a huge block under his belt, Kresta Renstill leads the visitors scoring with 16.

Fourth Quarter: Seattle finally began to feed on their home crowd energy and momentum from McNamara's buzzer-beater to quickly erase Montana's lead with a 10-2 run to open the fourth. It's back and forth down to the wire, though reserves Brisbane and Rodrigues crumble under the Summit's intensity and are pulled for injuries. Marshall re-injures his elbow and also sits out, as does rookie Ryan Ottley, tangling up with Maraundi and falling awkwardly onto the floor. Ren Inoue saves the Howlers with a last-second three from the corner to nullify the Summit's lead and tie the game up, with 0.7 seconds to spare. Turner can't convert on the final possession, so there'll be overtime!

Overtime: OT> With Kinny sliding/slithering to PG, Velasquez and McNamara step in and lead the home team in the extra frame, with long doubles and threes, while Turner pads his stats with another block on a high-flying Conkale and a few more points. Kresta's deep shots haven't been the same since the second quarter and neither Matsuura nor Wescot Yobia can grab enough second chance points to hold back Seattle. With a great push fueled by the lively Seattle crowd, the Summit come from a 8-point deficit after the third quarter to a respectable 4-point win in Overtime, the crowd giving their team a standing ovation as they headed back into the locker room.

PotG: Jake Turner (30p, 13r/3off, 2a, 2b).

High Howler: Kresta Renstill (21p, 1r, 2a).

Notables: Vincent Maraundi (10p, 2r/1off), Jamie Velasquez (15p, 3r/1off, 4a, 1b).




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2016 FBA Season/16.06.07/ALB@PIT/Capsule

2016-06-18T05:15:53Z

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2016 FBA Season/16.06.07/SEA@HWI/Capsule

2016-06-18T04:56:01Z

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Aloha from The Punchbowl! Audrey Baradi with this update on the FBA Playoffs. It’s down to the wire with two standout Western Conference teams as the other game 7 of the second round also got underway. Quvianuq returns to the court after missing the Summit's last game which could have shut the Kahunas down back in Seattle. Barrett and Tate make sure to keep the pressure on the FBA’s tallest front court duo, maximizing the scoring opportunities for the home team to match the visitors' scoring machine in fox form. An ally-oop pass by Sharp to Barrett closed the first quarter with a brisk 31 to 24 Hawaii lead.

With a 7 point lead, Hawaii rotates the bench early on giving Seattle an opportunity to close the gap. Seattle immediately takes advantage of Hawaii’s distraction with Quvianuq and Turner, allowing Naranjo to sink an uncontested 3 and the giant polar bear to deny Norwich a rebuttal. The gap narrows enough to even the score within a possession but a shot from the woods by DeMarcus rattles out and gets picked up by Tate. The gap widens back to 5 and holds steady for the remainder of the quarter, keeping Hawaii’s lead 56 to 51 going into halftime. Seattle will need to find a way to gain momentum if they want to get a lead over Hawaii and keep it.

Seattle comes out the gate with renewed energy, evening the score with a well timed 3 pointer from McNamara. Fighting for that momentum, Turner squares off with Barrett in a fiercely contested shot, out foxing the otter to get his own rebound and the second chance points. Hawaii fires back with a set of their own threes from Cross-Kiraly deep in the woods. Hawaii’s towers start leaning as they start showing signs of strain from holding back Seattle’s front court tidal wave. A single possession separates the teams now going into the final quarter with Hawaii leading over Seattle 86 to 83.

The Punchbowl crowd was deafening at the start of the final quarter. Seattle was already looking to take advantage of Hawaii’s second half wear down, Turner starts the final push with a forceful dunk past Hawaii’s defense. Hawaii answered back with two consecutive assisted buckets from Sharp and Feckle respectively. A veritable volley of steals breaks out as the ball changes possession three times before Quvianuq ties up the game with an assist of DeMarcus. As the halfway mark ticks by Hawaii calls a time out to keep Seattle from gaining the much needed momentum. The score remains tied until a lucky bounce by McNamara rattles in to break the barrier and pulls Seattle ahead. Hawaii fights to catch up but mighty mustelids begin to lose steam giving Turner opportunity to widen the gap. It remains a two possession game, with Turner putting the dagger in Hawaii with a two pawed dunk. The Summit outpace the Kahunas to win 113 to 109.

''--Audrey Baradi''




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2016-06-18T04:54:50Z

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2016-05-29T11:20:19Z

Beatos3:

Just a wannabe cartoonist/graphic designer from Australia who loves nonhuman things and tabletop RPGs. Generally gravitates towards a semi-serious writing/playing style.

Originally got interested in the FBA after reading through Buck Hopper's FA gallery and being blown away at the sheer amount of depth that many of the individual athletes got. Since then, has only submitted a handful of characters, but year by year has improved... more at putting thought into characters than the actual writing, but hey, it's a start, right?

Also designed the 2015 All-Star Week jerseys, and has a minor writing credit in an RPG book (it was a Kickstarter reward, granted, but still).

'''Find me on:'''
* [http://www.weasyl.com/~nasuella Weasyl]
* [https://beta.furrynetwork.com/nasuebluecoati/ FurryNetwork]
* [http://www.twitter.com/NasueBlueCoati Twitter]

'''FBA Characters'''
* [[Otto Okkonen]] (Dragon, F/C, WIL) - A Finnish veteran who's had a few bright spots in his career. Currently plays for the [[Williamsburg Minutemen]], though played for the [[Spokane Rapids]] for one season. Currently back in Finland. Ironically, he ''didn't'' get drafted.
* [[Phil Grandon]] (Mouse, G) - Played for Spokane and the [[Pittsburgh Keystones]] before retiring due to severe depression.
* [[Dante Blackwood]] (Cassowary, F) - Played for the Keystones and the [[Lorain Firestorm]], then languished in obscurity for a few years before being picked up by the [[Tennessee Moonshiners]]. Regarded as the biggest disappointment of the 2012 draft. Remembers that, and ultimately decided to stay in Australia rather than accept a second month-long contract towards the end of a season.
* [[Normanna Redway]] (Pygmy Hippo, G) - Foul-tempered and stocky Scottish hippo (now ''there's'' a stereotype). Didn't get drafted; currently plays in the D-League.
* [[Saga Ström]] (Howler Monkey, F/G) - Intelligent, melancholy and stubborn Swedish ex-leaguer, determined to redeem herself for a past controversy. Drafted by the [[Pittsburgh Keystones]], making this my ''third'' character who's been on that team. Weird.
* [[Domino White]] (Wyvern, F) - Happy-go-lucky Australian veteran, originally meant to be Otto's spiritual successor. Didn't get drafted, but ended up on the Omaha Shuckers in the D-League.

'''FBA NPCs'''
* Akseli "Axe" Okkonen (Dragon) - Otto's older (yes, really!) brother. Totally not dating Saga. [http://twitter.com/AxeLohikaarme Has a twitter account.]
* Jordan Okkonen (Spider Monkey) - Otto's adopted daughter. A fine example of how kids say and do the darndest things.
* Harriette Hartz (Peccary) - Journalist. More interested in the scientific and technological aspects of sports, but follows them anyway (partly due to her son).

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2016-05-28T07:08:56Z

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[[Saga Ström]] and Axe Okkonen are known for being a "not-couple" (supposedly not dating despite obviously being close to one another, even ''living together''), for the banter that goes on between them, and for Axe's pranks on Saga. But they can have quiet moments together... sometimes.

This illustration depicts a typical morning for the two; Saga's near-obsessive work ethic means that she adheres to a strict sleep schedule, whilst Axe often stays up late for varying reasons. As a result, Saga can get up at 6 in the morning without much problem. Axe... not so much.

(Trivia: Axe's t-shirt says, "To save time later, lets just assume I know everything". It's based on a real T-shirt, albeit with a very different design.)

Art by [[User:Adabune|Adabune]].

Saga Ström

2016-05-28T07:06:22Z

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'''Eva Saga Ström''' (pronounced ''stroom'') is a Swedish player who used to play in the national Swedish league, before being thrown out due to her involvement in a controversial incident. She now plays for the [[Pittsburgh Keystones]].

==Biography==
Growing up in the Swedish municipality of Umeå, Saga was introduced to basketball at a young age by her relatives, as part of an attempt to deal with behavioral problems (caused in part by neglectful parents). Though craving some sort of order in her life and a way to vent her frustrations, she was reluctant to play at first, only accepting the offer once the rules had been explained to her. Once she got the hang of how it worked, she embraced it. To this day, Saga credits those early years for helping her learn self-discipline and keeping her cool -- lessons she has forever taken to heart.

She kept playing over the years, and while she was never captain or the most athletic player on the team, Saga made up for it by being strongly disciplined, cool-headed, analytical and having a steadily-growing game IQ. By the time she graduated from comprehensive school at the age of 16, she'd developed a knack for recognizing a surprising variety of plays and quickly reacting to them. She had also turned into a perfectionist, and combined with a lengthy stubborn streak and her intelligence, it frequently led to her arguing with her coaches and team-mates endlessly about what tactics would work, what wouldn't, whether this player or that player was good or bad, and so on and so forth. This, combined her attitude (cynical, melancholy and seemingly aloof), lead to her gaining the nickname "Spoilsport", which she at least found amusing enough to start using herself.

During secondary school and her earlier years in Umeålfisk Universitet, Saga juggled playing in U-18 and U-21 tournaments with her coursework. Once she was too old for both categories, she simply played with the university's team instead. It was during this time she earned her other nickname of "Silver Screen", a pun on her name, her keen interest in film and the basketball term (even though she does not use screens herself). In time she graduated with a degree in film, having made a short parody of sports films as her final project. She was picked up by a team in the national Swedish league not long after.

For most of her rookie year she was a bench player, and it turned out that that was where she worked best. She was regarded as a solid rookie; she never excelled in any particular stat, but was knowledgeable, versatile and resilient enough that she could help cover her team-mates when needed, despite her short height for the 3. There was even a moment where she crashed into a large moose of a centre and walked away with only a bruise (even she isn't entirely sure how she managed that one).

It looked as though she was set to have a good career... but then, late in 2014, she was arrested for assaulting another player on her team. During the resulting fallout it emerged that this player had been constantly harassing her, culminating in breaking into her apartment and attempting to steal her personal belongings; Saga had thus, in an uncharacteristic moment of panic, attacked to try and drive him off.

The charges against Saga were eventually cleared on grounds of self-defence, but the damage had already been done: the controversy surrounding the case (as there were those who sided against her, to her lack of surprise) had effectively killed both of their careers, with both of their contracts terminated. Thus, she has entered her name into the FBA draft, with her reputation and career prospects at stake. Plus, in her mind, she desperately wants to prove to the world -- and herself -- that all of her work wasn't in vain, and that yes, she ''is'' good enough to be able to play against some of the best in the world. Too bad she isn't too fond of the USA itself...

In terms of personality, Saga is not known for her charisma (often being regarded as ugly due to having a crooked face doesn't help), nor for being particularly friendly or outgoing. This isn't out of shyness or being anti-social; Saga would describe herself as 'melancholy in the classical sense'. That is to say, she is cynical, analytical, introspective, and a serious perfectionist. She's also slow to make friends, often saying that her team-mates are co-workers and not friends. All that said, though, her self-discipline means that she's difficult to rattle, and for the most part can stay calm and think rationally under pressure. To sum up in her own words: ''"I'm no leader... I'm more of an adviser or mediator; a second-in-command, at the most."''

==FBA Career==

===2015 Draft, Strike, and Preseason===
Saga finished 3rd overall in the Combine Ironfur's Intelligence trials, tying with [[Misha Maxwell]] and [[Ginovani Bartolini]]. Despite her high showing, she was reportedly disappointed in herself for scoring so low. She finished the Ironfur Combine events with a 24th overall ranking, but was not included in any reporter's top 24, a decision which some reportedly found baffling. Saga herself was more baffled with some of FSPN's actual choices.

On the 28th of August, she was featured by reporter [[Sportswriters|Zane Donovan]].

{{ Mbox
| image=none
| text=Now we're taking a look at a Swedish export... No not [[Sterling Bengtzing|the loud one]], we are referring to miss Ström here.

Easily one of the most determined in the draft, maybe to the point of an unhealthy perfection complex, the fact she has been overlooked by the league so far kind of baffles me. While she hasn't been a standout on the court, and is of the reserved type, a look at her style and potential is really meant to set precedence in this league. Studious like no one else, there's little doubt she lives and breathes the game 24/7. It's uncommon when trainers advise you to get your head OUT of the game but, as reports back from her home country have said, but teams here would kill for that dedication. Sure she has had some tiffs in the past, but all in all, not impossible to work with. Very capable of being a solid bench player on her first year and rising up the ranks with a sure rhythm.

We're hoping her not boyfriend Axe Okkonen keeps her on the right track so her skills can be used at her best.~Z. Donovan}}

As mentioned above, it was also around this time that her relationship with Axe Okkonen (the brother of [[Otto Okkonen]]) came to light, although they both openly deny that the relationship is romantic in nature.

On the day of the draft itself, Saga fell seriously ill with what turned out to be a cold, likely caused in part by stress. Despite her constant fits of coughing, she attended along with Axe, and her persistence paid off when she was drafted in the second round by the [[Pittsburgh Keystones]]. She was unusually emotional, even making a sarcastic comment the following day about being bedridden due to her illness: ''"This is not a good (re-)start to pro life."'' She did not, however, make any comments about the fact that she, a fan of [[Ferdinand Bengtzing]], had been drafted to a team that had infamously treated him poorly - nor that some folks in Sweden now hated her even more for that very reason.

As the FBA Player's Association was on strike at the time, Saga and Axe were largely on their own during the move to Pittsburgh. It was during this time that Saga was selected to play for Sweden in the 2015 World Jam, alongside [[Sterling Bengtzing]] and [[Hedvin Eklund]]. Despite her clear lack of enthusiasm for "World Streetball" (as she referred to it) and a dislike for "Bengtzingsson", she did not turn down the offer - not that it mattered, as the team was eliminated in the preliminaries by the Indian team led by [[Mathiyazhagan Balasubramaniam]]. Rumour has it that Sterling and Saga blame each other for the loss, but she has remained silent on the matter.

For the remainder of the strike, she became involved with the official Keystones fan club, and frequently trained with fellow draftee [[Erik Kijani]]. It is suspected that this training made it easier for the two to transition into life as pro players once the strike ended.

===Pittsburgh Keystones (2015-present)===

''(coming soon)''

==Personal Life==

Not many details are known about Saga's private life, as she prefers it to stay, well, private. Nonetheless, it is widely known that she lives with Axe Okkonen, and the two may be romantically involved. Axe himself has gained some notoriety for his pranks, with Saga being his favourite target, though he usually keeps them minor enough to be irritating at most. One notable exception was giving her a surprise kiss after [[2016_FBA_Season/16.02.14/QNS@PIT|PIT's game against the Queens Pride on Valentine's Day]]; whatever fallout resulted from this, it led to the two spending a week living apart before they quietly reconciled.

Aside from basketball her primary interest is film; her tastes are eclectic, but she particularly prefers martial arts films. Favourites cited include ''House of Flying Claws'' (the FBA universe's version of ''House of Flying Daggers'') and ''Big Trouble in Little Chinatown'' (ditto for ''Big Trouble in Little China'').

She defines herself as straight edge, "in the sense that I do not drink, smoke or do drugs". She also gave up caffeine during the 2015 strike, and as such does not drink coffee; however, she is a surprisingly keen tea drinker.

Late in the 2015-2016 season, Saga revealed that she had been diagnosed with a mental illness. So far she has yet to reveal what the diagnosis was (saying that she would do so "in due time"), but assured fans that in the meantime, this would not have much of an effect on her efforts with the Keystones. Both the team and her teammates have stood by her and voiced their support; days later she revealed that this was a more positive reaction than she had been expecting.

On a more trivia-centric note, Saga is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_howler black howler monkey]. Only the males of that species have black fur, however, so she simply writes "howler monkey" to avoid confusing those who don't know about that particular trait.

==Illustrations==
<gallery mode="packed-hover">
File:Nasuella Saga-selfie.png|2015 Selfie by Nasuella
File:Adabune_SagaStromSwimsuit.png|Saga's "Swim Suit" by Adabune
File:Adabune_SagaStrom-AxeOkkonen_Breakfast.png|A Typical Breakfast by Adabune
</gallery>

[[Category:Pittsburgh Keystones draft picks]]
[[Category:Pittsburgh Keystones players]]
[[Category:Active players]]

File:Adabune SagaStrom-AxeOkkonen Breakfast.png

2016-05-28T07:04:55Z

Beatos3: Saga Ström and Axe Okkonen are known for being a "not-couple" (supposedly not dating despite obviously being close to one another, even ''living together''), for the banter that goes on between them, and for Axe's pranks on Saga. But they can have...

Real Life Counterparts

2016-05-26T02:14:50Z

Beatos3: /* Celebrities and Music */ On second thought this makes more sense. Even if "Marlobo" is stupid funny.

A catalogue of 'furryized' information to avoid copyright

[[Category:FBA info]]

== Products ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Notes
|-
| Andrill || Android || Pun on "mandrill"
|-
| Behemoth Energy || Monster Energy ||
|-
| Bleats by Dr. Bray || Beats by Dr. Dre ||
|-
| Budweasel || Budweiser ||
|-
| Cheval No. 5 || Chanel No. 5 ||
|-
| Hyenaken || Heineken || Beer for people who have lost all their taste buds
|-
| Infuriade || Gatorade ||
|-
| Meaties || Wheaties || Breakfast cereal for carnivores
|-
| Meow Drops || Mio ||
|-
| oPad || iPad ||
|-
| oPhone || iPhone ||
|-
| oPod || iPod ||
|-
| Pawtene Fur Conditioner || Pantene ||
|-
| Preen Shampoo || Prell Shampoo ||
|-
| Pupsi || Pepsi ||
|-
| Wrenheiser || Sennheiser || Audio company
|-
|}

== Celebrities and Music ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Gender !! Species !! Notes
|-
| Alice in Chirrs || Alice in Chains || || ||
|-
| Anne Bearell || Anne Burrell || Female || Ursine ||
|-
| Justin Beaver || Justin Bieber || Male || Beaver ||
|-
| Bleatwood Buck || Fleetwood Mac || || Goat ||
|-
| David Boweasel || David Bowie || Male || Weasel || 1/11/16 RIP StarWeasel
|-
| The Caracaldashians || The Kardashians || || Caracal ||
|-
| Leopard Cohen || Leonard Cohen || Male || Leopard ||
|-
| Crazy Jester Crew/Insane Clown Possums || Insane Clown Posse || || ||
|-
| Russell Crow || Russell Crowe || Male || Crow ||
|-
| Daft Skunk || Daft Punk || || ||
|-
| London Doubletree || Paris Hilton || Female || ||
|-
| Wolfgang Duck || Wolfgang Puck || Male || Goose ||
|-
| Guy Fierretriever || Guy Fieri || Male || Golden Retriever ||
|-
| Fleezer || Weezer || || ||
|-
| Billy Foal || Billy Joel || Male || Palomino ||
|-
| Froghat || Foghat || || ||
|-
| Donahue Frump || Donald Trump || Male || Mole || Owner of the [[Albany Alphas]]
|-
| Fuse || Muse || || ||
|-
| Girvana || Nirvana || || ||
|-
| Great Big Seal || Great Big Sea || || ||
|-
| Christopher Hawken || Christopher Walken || Male || Hawk ||
|-
| Hedgehog Shrub || Porcupine Tree || || ||
|-
| Henn and Sheller || Penn and Teller || Male and Male || Chicken and Turtle ||
|-
| Harry Houndini || Harry Houdini || Male || Vizsla ||
|-
| Billie Howliday || Billie Holiday || Female || Brown Labrador ||
|-
| Jay-Zebra || Jay-Z || Male || Zebra ||
|-
| Elkin John || Elton John || Male || Elk ||
|-
| Ke$har-pei || Ke$ha || Female || Shar-pei ||
|-
| Carole Kingfisher || Carole King || Female || Belted Kingfisher ||
|-
| Lady BaaBaa || Lady Gaga || Female || Sheep ||
|-
| Adam Lamb || Adam Lambert || Male || Sheep ||
|-
| Dick Lark || Dick Clark || Male || Lark ||
|-
| Dolphin Lundgren || Dolph Lundgren || Male || Orca ||
|-
| Freddie Mercurat || Freddie Mercury || Male || Rat ||
|-
| No Ducks || No Doubt || || ||
|-
| Amanda Palmeerkat || Amanda Palmer || Female || Meerkat ||
|-
| Serendipity's Garden || Destiny's Child || || Bee ||
|-
| William Shorthair || William Shatner || Male || Cat ||
|-
| Richard Simians || Richard Simmons || Male || ||
|-
| Soundpasture || Soundgarden || || ||
|-
| Charlie Spaniels || Charlie Daniels || Male || Cocker Spaniel ||
|-
| Bruce Springsteed || Bruce Springsteen || Male || Clydesdale ||
|-
| Swan Stefani || Gwen Stefani || Female || Swan ||
|-
| Rod-ent Stewart || Rod Stewart || Male || Rat ||
|-
| Taylor Swiftfox || Taylor Swift || Female || Swift Fox ||
|-
| Alex Trhebok || Alex Trebek || Male || Rhebok ||
|-
| Pat Servjak || Pat Sajak || Male || Serval ||
|-
| Savanna White || Vanna White || Female || Gazelle ||
|-
| Muttley Crüe || Motley Crüe || Males || Canids ||
|-
| Impala Rickman || Alan Rickman || Male || Impala || 1/14/16 RIP
|-
| Judas Sphynx || Judas Priest || || ||
|-
| Snoop Woof || Snoop Dogg || Male || Grey Wolf ||
|-
| Wiz Koala || Wiz Khalifa || Male || Koala ||
|-
| Bruno Markhor || Bruno Mars || Male || Markhor ||
|-
| The Cruel Seagull || The Cruel Sea || || ||
|-
| River Otter Band || Little River Band || || ||
|-
| Pride Blood || Royal Blood || || Lion ||
|-
| Fugeels || Fugees || || Eel ||
|-
| FURXS || INXS || || ||
|-
| K. Diddy || P. Diddy || Male || Chimp ||
|-
| Skylar Grey-Wolf || Skylar Grey || Female || Grey Wolf ||
|-
| David Fynch || David Lynch || Male || Finch ||
|-
| Marlion Brando || Marlon Brando || Male || Lion ||

|}

== Media and Websites ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Notes
|-
| EweTube || YouTube ||
|-
| Fleacher Report || Bleacher Report ||
|-
| [[FMZ]] || TMZ || Largely considered sensationalism and trash reporting
|-
| FSPN or F-SPIN || ESPN || Stands for Furry Sports (International) Network
|-
| FurFlix || NetFlix ||
|-
| The Last Of Furs || The Last Of Us||
|-
| RDSA || RDS || Réseau des sports animal (TFSN affiliate)
|-
| Resident Weevil || Resident Evil ||
|-
| Sky || Skype ||
|-
| Snoutbook || Facebook ||
|-
| Swine || Vine || Posts of six-second video clips
|-
| TFSN || TSN || Stands for The Furry Sports Network (Canada's FSPN)
|-
| Tweeter || Twitter || Used interchangeably in practice
|-
| Warriors of the Depths (WotD) || Defenders of the Ancients (DotA) || It's super cereal.
|-
| World of Furcraft || World of Warcraft ||
|}

== Companies ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Notes
|-
| Calico Industries || Coleco ||
|-
| Cuga || Puma || Athletic apparel company
|-
| Furriott / Marriotter || Marriott ||
|-
| Lops || Topps || Trading cards
|-
| Nontetsu || Nintendo ||
|-
| OMEN Technologies || Apple or Microsoft || [[OmenTech Industries]]
|-
| Padz || Nike || Athletic footwear and footcare
|-
| Platyplastics || || Specializes in niche products for uncommon species
|-
| Snowfall Entertainment || Blizzard Entertainment || Video Game Company
|-
| Stocker Industries || Brother Industries || Electronics
|-
| Upper Duck || Upper Deck || Trading cards
|}

== Shopping ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Notes
|-
| Abercrombie and Finch || Abercrombie and Fitch ||
|-
| Den Depot || Home Depot ||
|-
| Pawmark || Hallmark ||
|-
| Steerbucks || Starbucks ||
|-
| WallahMart || WalMart ||
|}

== Dining ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Location !! Notes
|-
| Badger King || Burger King || Nationwide || Fast food
|-
| The Black Oak Pub || || Baltimore, MD || Pub & brewery owned by [[Eldred Darragh]]'s family
|-
| Gus' Gas and Grub || || Wichita, KS || Truck stop and diner
|-
| Herdee's || Hardee's || Nationwide || Fast food
|-
| High Noon Diner || Little Pigs BBQ || Williamsburg, VA || Local diner
|-
| The Homely Hound || Coyote Ugly Saloon || Nationwide || Chain of bars
|-
| Manny's Sports Bar and Grill || || Williamsburg, VA || Local restaurant, doubles as unofficial [[Williamsburg Minutemen|Minutemen]] museum
|-
| The Oily Bastards || || Nashville, TN || Opened by [[Paul Teronura]] and [[Barry Carpenter]] post-retirement
|-
| Ol' Smokey's BBQ Hut || || Nationwide || National chain of BBQ fast food owned by Macon Waldrop
|-
| The Salt Lick || The Salt Lick || Austin, TX || Exists in real life
|-
| Schuck's || Black's || Lockhart, TX || [[Eli Schuck]]'s family barbecue business, since 1932.
|-
| Shrimp Bucket || || Florida || Local chain owned by [[Lily Rose]]'s family
|-
| Waffle Grouse || Waffle House || Southern/East Coast Chain || Diner fare
|}

== Miscellaneous ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Notes
|-
| Fressen || Essen || German city; it's funny in German, trust me
|-
| Habitat for Herbivores || Habitat for Humanity ||
|-
| Karmic Kreations || || Tattoo parlor in Montreal, QC. [[Julian Cross-Kiraly]]'s past workplace
|-
| Sups for Pups || || Charity providing meals to disadvantaged and at-risk youth
|-
| YKCA || YMCA || Youth Health organization and community centers
|-
|}

Real Life Counterparts

2016-05-26T01:56:49Z

Beatos3: /* Celebrities and Music */ More movie stuff. I REGRET NOTHING!

A catalogue of 'furryized' information to avoid copyright

[[Category:FBA info]]

== Products ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Notes
|-
| Andrill || Android || Pun on "mandrill"
|-
| Behemoth Energy || Monster Energy ||
|-
| Bleats by Dr. Bray || Beats by Dr. Dre ||
|-
| Budweasel || Budweiser ||
|-
| Cheval No. 5 || Chanel No. 5 ||
|-
| Hyenaken || Heineken || Beer for people who have lost all their taste buds
|-
| Infuriade || Gatorade ||
|-
| Meaties || Wheaties || Breakfast cereal for carnivores
|-
| Meow Drops || Mio ||
|-
| oPad || iPad ||
|-
| oPhone || iPhone ||
|-
| oPod || iPod ||
|-
| Pawtene Fur Conditioner || Pantene ||
|-
| Preen Shampoo || Prell Shampoo ||
|-
| Pupsi || Pepsi ||
|-
| Wrenheiser || Sennheiser || Audio company
|-
|}

== Celebrities and Music ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Gender !! Species !! Notes
|-
| Alice in Chirrs || Alice in Chains || || ||
|-
| Anne Bearell || Anne Burrell || Female || Ursine ||
|-
| Justin Beaver || Justin Bieber || Male || Beaver ||
|-
| Bleatwood Buck || Fleetwood Mac || || Goat ||
|-
| David Boweasel || David Bowie || Male || Weasel || 1/11/16 RIP StarWeasel
|-
| The Caracaldashians || The Kardashians || || Caracal ||
|-
| Leopard Cohen || Leonard Cohen || Male || Leopard ||
|-
| Crazy Jester Crew/Insane Clown Possums || Insane Clown Posse || || ||
|-
| Russell Crow || Russell Crowe || Male || Crow ||
|-
| Daft Skunk || Daft Punk || || ||
|-
| London Doubletree || Paris Hilton || Female || ||
|-
| Wolfgang Duck || Wolfgang Puck || Male || Goose ||
|-
| Guy Fierretriever || Guy Fieri || Male || Golden Retriever ||
|-
| Fleezer || Weezer || || ||
|-
| Billy Foal || Billy Joel || Male || Palomino ||
|-
| Froghat || Foghat || || ||
|-
| Donahue Frump || Donald Trump || Male || Mole || Owner of the [[Albany Alphas]]
|-
| Fuse || Muse || || ||
|-
| Girvana || Nirvana || || ||
|-
| Great Big Seal || Great Big Sea || || ||
|-
| Christopher Hawken || Christopher Walken || Male || Hawk ||
|-
| Hedgehog Shrub || Porcupine Tree || || ||
|-
| Henn and Sheller || Penn and Teller || Male and Male || Chicken and Turtle ||
|-
| Harry Houndini || Harry Houdini || Male || Vizsla ||
|-
| Billie Howliday || Billie Holiday || Female || Brown Labrador ||
|-
| Jay-Zebra || Jay-Z || Male || Zebra ||
|-
| Elkin John || Elton John || Male || Elk ||
|-
| Ke$har-pei || Ke$ha || Female || Shar-pei ||
|-
| Carole Kingfisher || Carole King || Female || Belted Kingfisher ||
|-
| Lady BaaBaa || Lady Gaga || Female || Sheep ||
|-
| Adam Lamb || Adam Lambert || Male || Sheep ||
|-
| Dick Lark || Dick Clark || Male || Lark ||
|-
| Dolphin Lundgren || Dolph Lundgren || Male || Orca ||
|-
| Freddie Mercurat || Freddie Mercury || Male || Rat ||
|-
| No Ducks || No Doubt || || ||
|-
| Amanda Palmeerkat || Amanda Palmer || Female || Meerkat ||
|-
| Serendipity's Garden || Destiny's Child || || Bee ||
|-
| William Shorthair || William Shatner || Male || Cat ||
|-
| Richard Simians || Richard Simmons || Male || ||
|-
| Soundpasture || Soundgarden || || ||
|-
| Charlie Spaniels || Charlie Daniels || Male || Cocker Spaniel ||
|-
| Bruce Springsteed || Bruce Springsteen || Male || Clydesdale ||
|-
| Swan Stefani || Gwen Stefani || Female || Swan ||
|-
| Rod-ent Stewart || Rod Stewart || Male || Rat ||
|-
| Taylor Swiftfox || Taylor Swift || Female || Swift Fox ||
|-
| Alex Trhebok || Alex Trebek || Male || Rhebok ||
|-
| Pat Servjak || Pat Sajak || Male || Serval ||
|-
| Savanna White || Vanna White || Female || Gazelle ||
|-
| Muttley Crüe || Motley Crüe || Males || Canids ||
|-
| Impala Rickman || Alan Rickman || Male || Impala || 1/14/16 RIP
|-
| Judas Sphynx || Judas Priest || || ||
|-
| Snoop Woof || Snoop Dogg || Male || Grey Wolf ||
|-
| Wiz Koala || Wiz Khalifa || Male || Koala ||
|-
| Bruno Markhor || Bruno Mars || Male || Markhor ||
|-
| The Cruel Seagull || The Cruel Sea || || ||
|-
| River Otter Band || Little River Band || || ||
|-
| Pride Blood || Royal Blood || || Lion ||
|-
| Fugeels || Fugees || || Eel ||
|-
| FURXS || INXS || || ||
|-
| K. Diddy || P. Diddy || Male || Chimp ||
|-
| Skylar Grey-Wolf || Skylar Grey || Female || Grey Wolf ||
|-
| David Fynch || David Lynch || Male || Finch ||
|-
| Marlobo Brando || Marlon Brando || Male || Wolf ||

|}

== Media and Websites ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Notes
|-
| EweTube || YouTube ||
|-
| Fleacher Report || Bleacher Report ||
|-
| [[FMZ]] || TMZ || Largely considered sensationalism and trash reporting
|-
| FSPN or F-SPIN || ESPN || Stands for Furry Sports (International) Network
|-
| FurFlix || NetFlix ||
|-
| The Last Of Furs || The Last Of Us||
|-
| RDSA || RDS || Réseau des sports animal (TFSN affiliate)
|-
| Resident Weevil || Resident Evil ||
|-
| Sky || Skype ||
|-
| Snoutbook || Facebook ||
|-
| Swine || Vine || Posts of six-second video clips
|-
| TFSN || TSN || Stands for The Furry Sports Network (Canada's FSPN)
|-
| Tweeter || Twitter || Used interchangeably in practice
|-
| Warriors of the Depths (WotD) || Defenders of the Ancients (DotA) || It's super cereal.
|-
| World of Furcraft || World of Warcraft ||
|}

== Companies ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Notes
|-
| Calico Industries || Coleco ||
|-
| Cuga || Puma || Athletic apparel company
|-
| Furriott / Marriotter || Marriott ||
|-
| Lops || Topps || Trading cards
|-
| Nontetsu || Nintendo ||
|-
| OMEN Technologies || Apple or Microsoft || [[OmenTech Industries]]
|-
| Padz || Nike || Athletic footwear and footcare
|-
| Platyplastics || || Specializes in niche products for uncommon species
|-
| Snowfall Entertainment || Blizzard Entertainment || Video Game Company
|-
| Stocker Industries || Brother Industries || Electronics
|-
| Upper Duck || Upper Deck || Trading cards
|}

== Shopping ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Notes
|-
| Abercrombie and Finch || Abercrombie and Fitch ||
|-
| Den Depot || Home Depot ||
|-
| Pawmark || Hallmark ||
|-
| Steerbucks || Starbucks ||
|-
| WallahMart || WalMart ||
|}

== Dining ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Location !! Notes
|-
| Badger King || Burger King || Nationwide || Fast food
|-
| The Black Oak Pub || || Baltimore, MD || Pub & brewery owned by [[Eldred Darragh]]'s family
|-
| Gus' Gas and Grub || || Wichita, KS || Truck stop and diner
|-
| Herdee's || Hardee's || Nationwide || Fast food
|-
| High Noon Diner || Little Pigs BBQ || Williamsburg, VA || Local diner
|-
| The Homely Hound || Coyote Ugly Saloon || Nationwide || Chain of bars
|-
| Manny's Sports Bar and Grill || || Williamsburg, VA || Local restaurant, doubles as unofficial [[Williamsburg Minutemen|Minutemen]] museum
|-
| The Oily Bastards || || Nashville, TN || Opened by [[Paul Teronura]] and [[Barry Carpenter]] post-retirement
|-
| Ol' Smokey's BBQ Hut || || Nationwide || National chain of BBQ fast food owned by Macon Waldrop
|-
| The Salt Lick || The Salt Lick || Austin, TX || Exists in real life
|-
| Schuck's || Black's || Lockhart, TX || [[Eli Schuck]]'s family barbecue business, since 1932.
|-
| Shrimp Bucket || || Florida || Local chain owned by [[Lily Rose]]'s family
|-
| Waffle Grouse || Waffle House || Southern/East Coast Chain || Diner fare
|}

== Miscellaneous ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
! Name !! Real Life Counterpart !! Notes
|-
| Fressen || Essen || German city; it's funny in German, trust me
|-
| Habitat for Herbivores || Habitat for Humanity ||
|-
| Karmic Kreations || || Tattoo parlor in Montreal, QC. [[Julian Cross-Kiraly]]'s past workplace
|-
| Sups for Pups || || Charity providing meals to disadvantaged and at-risk youth
|-
| YKCA || YMCA || Youth Health organization and community centers
|-
|}